Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Capitalism!


Hello!

                This post marks me beginning the second third of my blog posts for this school year, and the last part of my blog posts for this calendar year. To go hand-in-hand with the growing cold and the shorter days, I’m going to be talking about Christmas!

                Recently I was busy relaxing after stuffing my face of good ol’ homemade food with my family for Thanksgiving. As usual, my mother invited me along on her swashbuckling midnight adventuring during the ritual us Americans know as “Black Friday.” Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for my mother, this involves me holding her place in line with my hands full of the crap she wants to buy while she fights other grown women to the death over that “must have” pair of shoes that’s on sale. To make it even worse, this tomfoolery didn’t even start at midnight; it started at nine o’clock on Thanksgiving night. Think of all of the unfortunate retail workers who don’t get to spend their holiday with their families because they’re being used and abused by the angry housewives of America.

                Another terrible occurrence that I see more and more often is the post-Halloween-Xmas-Sales. Stores around the country tear down their Halloween aisles and replace them with the green and red that we associate with Christmas -at the beginning of November. This is madness, my friends. Christmas is in late December, I do not want to see lights and trees up by the first of November.

                To me, it almost seems like the beginning of the end. My parents tell me of the days when they “had to walk ten miles to get to the nearest grocery store!” Now, however, with massive chain retail stores popping up on every corner of the nation, Christmas seems to be less about the “holiday spirit” and more about the money. Ask any child in the U.S.A. today what Christmas is all about, I guarantee 95% of them would tell you it’s about the presents. That’s terrible, when it should be about friends and family. I challenge each and every one of you who reads this to take a step back, and really ask yourself why you’re excited. Is it because you get cool new stuff, or get out of school? If so, see if you can’t have a better time by thinking more about your family and less about yourself. Either way, happy holidays!